pigeons are smart and cool

hello
pigeons are smart
here is a reputable link
http://weirdthings.com/2011/12/are-pigeons-as-smart-as-primates/ 

(recent and reputable)

Look, it's my friend Mike
he understands us

Here are some pictures of birds with sunglasses

under the radar

You never know who you can trust in this bird eat bird world

I've been wronged, smited! Betrayed by one of my own.
I trusted him, mi campadre, mi amigo, mi wadi.
I was pulled into his treacherous ways by a trustworthy face, full of kindness and warmth

who wouldn't trust this guy

"a real stand-up guy"

that's how I use to describe him to anyone I met. 

I'd arrive at parties and say "hey, what about that stand-up guy. he's such a dependable fellow". I didn't need to give context. I could just say he was a stand-up guy. Chances are they knew who I meant. Probably. How many guys are as reliable as him?

or so i thought 

let's not go into details here
some money changed hands
there were seeds thrown around

just a friendly game of cards

extremely friendly game of cards

Suffice to say it's time to law low
to go

under the radar

not me

My friend Mike

sometimes mike tries to make me kiss my friends. 

that's weird mike.

This is the guy I should have been talking to in London!

This a pigeon that knows their stuff

more like BRAIN pigeon

It would have made my trip to London so much better if I had known him. I was patronising some low quality ledges, and getting hustled by some low quality London louts.

not my idea of a good time!!!

me, not having a good time

Where is the yelp for pigeons? We can't all rely on Brian. Brian is overworked, underpaid, and under-appreciated.

if we have a yelp for pigeons, I think it would be all the rage. I know all my mates would use it. And improve it! Now that's my idea of a good time.

me, having a good time

With the advent of Pigeon Yelp, or Coo as it is called colloquially, pigeons could help each other, and be helped. Being a good bird of the world, and also benefiting from that goodness. 

Then everyone could be like Brian. Sweet, sweet Brian. Muscular, succulent Brian. 

A tremendous bird.